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Scared Silly

Collection / Anthology, Comedy  /  8w, 8m, 14 any gender (youth)

Ten playwrights bring their funniest takes on the fearsome in this collection of ten-minute plays. Designed to be flexible for your evil plans, these plays can be performed in any combination.

  • Cast Size
    Cast Size
    8w, 8m, 14 any gender (youth)
  • Duration
    Duration
    120 minutes (2 hours)
  • SubGenre
    Subgenre
    Mystery/Thriller, Christmas/Holiday
  • Audience
    Target Audience
    Adult, Teen (Age 14-18)

Details

Summary

Ten playwrights bring their funniest takes on the fearsome in this collection of ten-minute plays. Designed to be flexible for your evil plans, these plays can be performed in any combination.

Scared Silly is composed of:

It’s You – The Brillmore Strangler is on the loose – and as a slasher-movie junkie, Lois couldn’t be more excited. Her friends are less thrilled, especially when they hear she’s tracked the killer to the very room they’re in.

In The Waiting Room At The Ghost Placement Agency – When you don’t have enough visitors to properly haunt your attic, or your spooky gazebo gets turned into a strip mall, it’s time to hit the ghost placement agency for a new assignment.

The Rocky Junction Rumor – Tess falls head-over-heels for the new kid in school the moment he recites the first line of his sensitive poetry. Her friends are happy for her – that is, until they hear the rumor started by Tess’s jealous ex-boyfriend that Vladimir might be a vampire!

The True Meaning of Halloween – On Halloween night, a couple opens their door to a find true monster: a teenager without a costume who demands candy anyway. 

The Midnight Club – It’s hard enough for a group of students from different walks of life to get along in detention under the best of circumstances. Try midnight detention at a supernatural school.

The Kev-Burger – Even though Trisha’s broken her glasses, she’s excited to have a nice meal at the new burger place in town. But soon she’ll see that something’s suspicious here. Like the guy covered in blood lurking around.

The (Completely Inaccurate) Legend of the Mummy Witch House – Three urban explorers venture into a haunted house to find proof of a legend, but when they come face-to-face with the creepy place’s real residents, they’re not quite what the trio expected.

Left Hanging – All the volunteers at a Halloween spook alley fundraiser are sick of their director Delia’s perfectionism. She’s not happy with anybody except for one mysterious newcomer...who may not be a volunteer at all.

Forever Friends – Ash is devoted to her stuffed animals, even though she’s thirteen and people give her a hard time. Turns out someone else knows exactly how she feels – a terrifying ghost who lives in her closet. 

Attack of the Cafeteria Zombies – Earth faces a peril unlike anything humanity has ever seen. When the principal and a school bully start acting strangely, a group of students discover that aliens are testing a mind control device on their school lunch.

History

The Scared Silly collection was first created in 2017.

It's You

NEVE – headstrong, confident, leader.
WES – a wallflower, quiet.
COURTNEY – protective, especially of Rose, but of everyone else too.
ROSE – defers to Courtney. Introverted.
DAVID – a cynic. Thinks everything’s lame.
LIEV – class clown. Showboat.
DREW – glued to her phone. Loves spouting off random trivia.
KEVIN – Jamie’s boyfriend.
JAMIE – Kevin’s girlfriend.
LOIS – a self-appointed “serial-killer expert and hunter.” Certain she, and only she, knows who the killer is.

In The Waiting Room at the Ghost Placement Agency

RECEPTIONIST
BURT
BERNADETTE
MADELINE
THOMAS

The Rocky Junction Rumor

SARAH
TESS
JAKE – the ex-boyfriend of Tess
ROB – Jake’s buddy
VLADIMIR – the new kid
MS. PETERSON – English teacher
MEG – the gossip queen of the school

The True Meaning of Halloween

JONAS  – An adult.
ALICIA – An adult. 
JORDAN – A teenager. 

The Midnight Club

DEREK – teen werewolf. A jock.
HORACE – teen on his way to becoming a zombie. Nerdy.
LOLA – teen vampire rebel without a cause but with a sprinkle of emo.
WANDA – teen witch. Bookish and a bit of a romantic.
ELSPETH – teen ghost. Full of angst.

The Kev-Burger

THE BLOODIED MAN (“KEVIN”)
TRISHA
NED
JEANIE
GANGSTER
GOON 1
GOON 2
THE CORPSE

The (Completely Inaccurate Legend) of the Mummy Witch House

ZACH – would-be ghost hunter, legend superfan
JULES – urban explorer, Mummy Witch House buff
AMBER – photographer, supernatural skeptic
CAPTAIN KATRINA WHISKERS – weircat, can transform from human to cat
THE LADY EVANORE – once a powerful sorceress, now running low
HNM – mannequin from a popular clothing store, now golem. Speech is unintelligible due to animation spell held in his mouth.
BUSHIES – flesh-eating imps who think they’re squirrels.

Left Hanging

BOY
DELIA
STEVE
MORGAN
LIZ
RICK
SIMON
CLARA
JOE
MELISSA
ANNA
CORRIE
SAGE
JACK
DEE-DEE
VOICE

Forever Friends

ASH – 13, female, short for Ashley
LEAH – 13, female
HIL – 13, female
A CHILD GHOST – female

Attack of the Cafeteria Zombies

PRIVATE ZANTEC
PRIVATE TAGAMET
COMMANDER EXXON
TAYLOR
HUNTER
WENDEL
MRS. SAUERKRAUT
PRINCIPAL POLYP
HUNTER’S MOM
TAYLOR’S DAD

  • Time Period Present Day
  • Setting

    Various supernatural locations in the present. 

  • Features Contemporary Costumes/Street Clothes
  • Duration 120 minutes (2 hours)

Licensing & Materials

  • Minimum Fee: £30 per performance plus VAT when applicable.

Scripts

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Authors

Alan D. Haehnel

Alan Haehnel teaches high school English and Theater at Hanover High School in Hanover, New Hampshire. He has been involved in theater since college as an actor, director, and writer. His credits include numerous published plays and monologues that have been performed worldwi ...
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Don Zolidis

Don Zolidis, one of the most-produced playwrights in the world, is a former middle school and high school theater teacher. His 140+ published plays have been produced over 25,000 times, appearing in all 50 states, every Canadian province, and more than 80 countries around the ...

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Peter Bloedel

Peter Bloedel is a guitar-picking, chainsaw-juggling professor of theater at Bethany Lutheran College in Mankato, Minnesota. He has authored a number of plays. including: The Seussification of Romeo and Juliet, The Rules of Comedy, and Jam Jar Sonnets (www.jamjarsonnets.com). ...

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Christa Crewdson

Christa Crewdson is the theatre teacher and director at Buckingham Browne and Nichols Middle School in Cambridge. She also directs the Young Adult Company at Un-Common Theatre in Mansfield where she also runs the company's teen improv troupe, Improv Soup. Ms. Crewdson has dir ...
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Jonathan Dorf

Jonathan Dorf has had his plays produced throughout the United States and Canada, as well as in Europe, Australia, New Zealand, Central and South America, Africa and Asia. He has been a finalist for the Actors Theatre of Louisville Heideman Award, the Weinberger Playwright Re ...

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Patrick Greene

Patrick Greene is the author of I Quit, Masterclasses, Instructions for Hugs, A Talkback (Stage Partners) and Brief Interviews with Internet Cats (Concord Theatricals). He is the co-author of This Murder Was Staged, Parody This!, Two Chairs and a Lie, How (Not) to Be A Wizard ...

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Ian McWethy

Ian McWethy has written over 60 plays that regularly receive over 1,000 productions every year. They’ve been produced in all 50 states and in over 50 countries abroad. He’s also co-written two novels with Carrie McCrossen, Margot Mertz Takes It Down and Margot Mertz For The W ...

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Ed Monk

Ed Monk teaches theatre at Chantilly High School in Chantilly, Virginia. He is also an alumnus of Chantilly, where he studied theatre under Elaine Wilson. He is the author of eighteen plays that have been published by Playscripts, Inc. He has been married to his perfect wife ...
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Becca Schlossberg

Becca Schlossberg is a writer/performer. They are best known for their play Just Like I Wanted, a drama about teen suicide, which has been performed around the world. Their play 3boys is published by Original Works Publishing and received a 4-star review by Time Out magazine ...
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Hillary DePiano

Hillary DePiano is a playwright and author of fiction and non-fiction, best known for her adaptations of Carlo Gozzi's The Love of Three Oranges and The Green Bird, which have been performed in theaters around the world. A folk and fairy-tale nerd, Hillary has mucked with myt ...
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